Police arrived at the Piggly Wiggly store in New Bern, North Carolina to find a vending machine on fire. Surveillance video showed Debra Johnson kicking the machine -- and then starting the fire with a newspaper and matches. As the machine was going up in flames Johnson took a drink from another machine and then walked away. She was later arrested and charged. In her preliminary hearing Johnson declared, "I'll represent myself, 'cause I'm guilty:"