
A couple of weeks ago, while touring one of the congressional office buildings, my producer Mike Murray and I dipped into the cafeteria for a salad. There were a couple of healthy choices on the house chow line, but there was also a maze of machines just down the hall, dispensing all manner of candy, ice cream, sugary beverages, cakes and other treats. That eyewitness account suggests that Michelle Obama, the first nutritionist, hasn't spent much time in the house mess, it also makes one of today's top stories relatable. It's a study suggesting eating too much sugar can make you stupid. Now, the researchers did not make the leap of faith that eating a sugar rich diet could make you dumber than the average congressman, but it did prove in a study that rats put through their paces with nothing but a sugar rich diet for six weeks became fat, sluggish and forgetful. They did not vote to give less fortunate rats 99 weeks of unemployment nor did they enact a national day of honor in observance of Stuart Little or Mickey Mouse.
That modern new way to keep track of people you didn't like 20 years ago is making all kinds of news. Facebook, the 8-year-old media site is expected to launch a whopper of an IPO later this week. It could bring $18 billion or ten times the market cap of Google when the search engine went public. You may want to root for Facebook because when investors buy in and then sell, tens of millions of dollars will go into the California treasury - taxes that can help balance the budget.
Over at GM, somebody's been locked in the vending room, eating too much sugar. GM is pulling its $10 million ad campaign saying Facebook ads don't work. Facebook now reaches one of every seven people on the planet... and you have to think a lot of them buy cars.
For those of you who really don't like President Obama's policies but worry what might be come of him if there's a Romney romp in November, you will sleep well tonight knowing Mr. Obama is worth $10 million... at least for now. Word is he has a lot of the money in Chase checking accounts.
Remember all that stimulus money that was supposed to stimulate the economy? Some sugar-fueled bureaucrat took it literally, sending a million and a half of our tax dollars to UC San Francisco for a study on erectile dysfunction. Things did expand... including the deficit.
And in Newark New Jersey, the talk has turned to a pretty smart bimbo - a Nigerian native named Bimbo Olumuyiwa Oyewole. He's been working at Newark Airport with a top security clearance for 20 years now, helped by the stolen identity of a dead guy named Jerry Thomas. Authorities had wondered for a long time how a man with a thick Nigerian accent had such a common American name. Simple - he stole it.










